Trash Towers Dictionary

a/c - art crap. CK's fond term for the means of assuaging my addictions.

BSD - Been Seen Done. Devised while travelling the Great Ocean Road on CK's first Australian trip. Every lookout point was as fabulous as the previous and we got a little bit magnificenced out so rather than pull in we would shout BSD and keep driving.

Now general usage for when a situation is over or beyond repair.

bob - noun. Princess Curly- Wurly's word meaning all sweets, chocolate and yummy things.

blurry - (pr. to rhyme with hurry) Sth African/Zimbabwean term and my favourite polite swearword. Means kind of like bloody but usuable in mixed company. See 'Feck' & 'Eejit'

eejit - Irish term meaning 'idiot'. Suitable for use in polite company. Used by my Aunt Marion.

feck - Irish term used by my Aunt Marion so it cannot be rude!

ho-ho -(pr. with a short o). Zimbabwean word for bugs.

lani - (sp?) Sthn African word - means posh, expensive, elegant, stylish.

La Villa de Lamaca - (translates from Ital. as The houseof snails. My 'green' house out in the garden with all my a/c (ref: above) stuff in it. Built by CK and Babyman for me. CK lost his fingerprints over it. I cannot actually get in there at the moment!

lubbard - derived from 'beloved'. Devised by my then two y.o. son b/c unlike his sister he could not say 'Mother Beloved'. Usually prefaced by a noun.

OfStEd - Office for Standards in Education. Bossy civil servants who would like to see every child in formal, full-time education from birth.

Q.I. - Quite interesting.

terence - sobriquet applicable to all small children. Originated with one 'borrowed' child who could not pronounce ' terrorist' .

TG - exclamation. Thank God! An interesting choice for the dictionary of a recovering Catholic but is a phrase used by my Irish family and is now deeply fixed in my conversational repetoire. (reference also PG - Please God).

TGTH - The Great Trip Home. Alt. known as 'How I spent Christmas and N.Y 2008.









Thursday, 26 June 2008

Raiders of THE BOX update 1

Mea Culpa, Mea Culpa, Mea Maxima Culpa.

I may have gone just a teensy little overboard on the whole box thing. Because I am extraordinarily pretty (and therefore not very clever - it is an inverse proportional relationship thing - why yes! I do live with a scientist!) I may have put just a little bit of stuff in the box.



You see b/c I am, as I say, not particularly clever, I figured that 10 people in the swap meant I had to put in three things per person. I know, I can hear you - three things only would have done!! but I am tooooooo pretty to be clever and so I have stuffed it to the gunnels. In my defence - the box is quite light, just, errr, a little big. So mea culpa to the international set and feel free now to metaphorically slap me upside the head and pull out of the whole thing.
I was in my friend's shop yesterday packing it all up and she was so excited about what was going in the box she has signed up for the swap.
There are a couple of places left if anyone wants to join in. I shall be posting out on Saturday.
**Will update** As of yesterday he is in a cot not an incubator and as of today he is spending the day in his mum's room and only bedtime in the NICU. So YAY! Team Blogoverse, the power of positive thought is not to be denied :-)

17 comments:

Kitty said...

I'm not clever, nor am I particularly pretty. This means I have no excuses for my stupidity. Maybe I just caught it, like some sort of infection? It's probably a virus called Noro-eejitus.

That weird alien/robot is back squatting in your Neocounter - did you know? I think you should start charging him rent. Could be a nice little earner.

x

trashalou said...

Pshaw Kitty! I'm sure you are both clever and extremely pretty. You forget, I've seen your handiwork.

I sent the invoice to that lil robot fella last week. Apparently his people are going to communicate with my people.

wonderwoman said...

in case i'm having 'a moment' how many things do we all have to swap
now?
you think you are confused!

Michaela said...

You're blonde aren't you? I just knew it. (I used to be, but the hair went darker over time, sadly the brain stayed stupid)

If you're stuck for people to send the box to. I don't mind having it twice! This is a great swap, so exciting!

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

I'm not blonde



Or pretty












Oh Hell! What's MY excuse????

Gina said...

I think it's wonderful that you've stuffed the box full of stuff and very clever indeed because it means lots more choice for the rest of us! So you are obviously very clever and pretty!
This is such an exciting swap!

Lesley said...

Gina is so lovely trying to boost your confidence like that!

However,having met you twice now I can vouch that you are indeed very pretty and very stupid :)

As for the swap box - will my postman be sueing for a back injury?

Can't wait to see what's in the box!

xxxx

Working Mom Knits said...

Nine items? I don't know what you're talking about - there were five items in the box when it got to me; I've withdrawn three, deposited three, and sent it on it's way. (That's my story and I'm sticking to it!)

ps: so, so very happy about "our" young Will

quiltygal said...

Hi Trash, no you hadnt been in touch if there is still time I will join as long as people dont mind posting it over here
Claire

Katy said...

I have no clue about clever things - being far too pretty myself, so we can be dumb together.

yay yay yay to baby Will in the room with mummy - hope he's getting big and strong!!!

h&b said...

what a cool idea ( with the box ).

However, i'm far too lazy to participate :p It would be exciting to track around though, and yes, to see what people think of your choices ;)

Jessica said...

stopping... what's this swap all about. seems like something to look foward to.

-Bridget said...

That's such a cute idea! I hope it goes well.

Veggie Mom said...

Hi! I'm new to the Blogosphere, and I found your site thru another link. Interesting stuff here! I'm running a giveaway, and I'd love it if you'd stop by. http://poprs.blogspot.com/2008/06/giveaway-tuesday.html Drop in any time! :)

Kitty said...

Just to say I went shopping for bits to put in the box. Trouble is, I'd like to keep them all *blush* x

trashalou said...

oh kitty! you are a verrrry bad girl ;-)

dottycookie said...

OK, colour me daft - I should have read all your messages - but if you run the box swap thing again I'd love to join in!