Trash Towers Dictionary

a/c - art crap. CK's fond term for the means of assuaging my addictions.

BSD - Been Seen Done. Devised while travelling the Great Ocean Road on CK's first Australian trip. Every lookout point was as fabulous as the previous and we got a little bit magnificenced out so rather than pull in we would shout BSD and keep driving.

Now general usage for when a situation is over or beyond repair.

bob - noun. Princess Curly- Wurly's word meaning all sweets, chocolate and yummy things.

blurry - (pr. to rhyme with hurry) Sth African/Zimbabwean term and my favourite polite swearword. Means kind of like bloody but usuable in mixed company. See 'Feck' & 'Eejit'

eejit - Irish term meaning 'idiot'. Suitable for use in polite company. Used by my Aunt Marion.

feck - Irish term used by my Aunt Marion so it cannot be rude!

ho-ho -(pr. with a short o). Zimbabwean word for bugs.

lani - (sp?) Sthn African word - means posh, expensive, elegant, stylish.

La Villa de Lamaca - (translates from Ital. as The houseof snails. My 'green' house out in the garden with all my a/c (ref: above) stuff in it. Built by CK and Babyman for me. CK lost his fingerprints over it. I cannot actually get in there at the moment!

lubbard - derived from 'beloved'. Devised by my then two y.o. son b/c unlike his sister he could not say 'Mother Beloved'. Usually prefaced by a noun.

OfStEd - Office for Standards in Education. Bossy civil servants who would like to see every child in formal, full-time education from birth.

Q.I. - Quite interesting.

terence - sobriquet applicable to all small children. Originated with one 'borrowed' child who could not pronounce ' terrorist' .

TG - exclamation. Thank God! An interesting choice for the dictionary of a recovering Catholic but is a phrase used by my Irish family and is now deeply fixed in my conversational repetoire. (reference also PG - Please God).

TGTH - The Great Trip Home. Alt. known as 'How I spent Christmas and N.Y 2008.









Monday, 23 November 2009

getting there

I feel sure normality lurks under a pile of stuff that still needs to be sorted and rehomed, if only I could identify which one! Downstairs the carpet is mostly visible, upstairs still scares me. However on the whole I think Saturday/Sunday was a success and may be praecised as follows.

Provisons underestimated requiring TWO shopping trips in the driving rain by CK. On foot as shops literally around the corner. Earned title of SuperDad.

Emotional breakdowns by a) highly strung daughter of Missus Bit Tired and b) Princess Curly-Wurly (well ... it was her party so ...)

The hour dedicated to a disco spent discussing and then arguing over the group choreography resulting in no dancing at all before dinner.

Overhead conversations about Fine! We''ll all be lesbians then!' (!!! CK overheard not me so don't have any other details) and one child's homelife drama being perceived by other girls as her having 'the best stories!' to tell

Night time walk with all three dogs proving opportunity to exercise my scarey grown-up muscles and reinforce golden rule 'All must stay together always when out'.


The drama and high emotion that comes with being an eleven year old girl.
How that ratchets up a whole other level when they reach critical mass.
The crazy mix of knowing and awareness and small girl giggly silliness.
And ultimately the fact that I do NOT like having to growl at people to GO TO SLEEP at four o'clock in the morning.

11 comments:

marit said...

WOW! You're a brave woman!!!

Happy Birthday to Miss Curly Worly<3

Thimbleanna said...

Sounds like a great weekend LOL! Hey -- you lived to tell about it!

Moogsmum said...

Happy Birthday to your lovely girl!

You are very brave, having all those pre-teens over for the night! My two have decided they like sleepovers with one friend each - seems my brainwashing worked.

xxx

Lucy Locket-Pocket said...

Happy Birthday Princess C-Dub! And happy recovery to the rest of you!!!

Locket xxx

wonderwoman said...

a very happy birthday to Princess Curly wirly, so glad it all worked out, tho maybe not as planned!!!!x

Working Mom Knits said...

Happy Birthday Princess!

ps: reminds me of my yuth - my fav aunt used to sit on the stair and evesdrop our (girl-cousins)midnight "grown-up" conversations. Oh how I loved that woman!

pss: I want to hear some of the "best stories"

psss: are you certain CK wasn't mistaken, perhaps the quote really was "...we'll all be thespians"?

Calidore said...

They were still awake at 4 in the morning?????? By then I would have been ringing their parents....evil grin. You deserve a medal. Take some time out for yourself and relax - it sounds like you need it. Ohh and I now know why I was never a fan of sleepovers.....vbg.

CurlyPops said...

Oh wow Happy Birthday to Princess CW - sounds like you need a holiday Trash!

Kerryanne English said...

Gee.... this senario sounds all too familiar Trash. Oh that's right, I too have highly strung teenage girls who forget to sleep at sleep-overs. What a silly word sleep-over is anyway. We all know that no one actually gets to sleep... especially not parents!!
Hope you are now in recovery mode.
Hugs ~ Kerryanne

Fairlie said...

You're extremely brave. After one sleepover party where we were still patrolling the corridor into the wee small hours of the morning, I have discouraged having more than one girl to sleepover at a time.

Kitty said...

I'm late. Nothing new there then. Belated Happy Birthday to Princess C-W and I hear you on the pain of girls not going to sleep until ridiculous o'clock. I got so stroppy after the last one, that I refused to have them all here again - until today. Today they're coming to tea. They'd best be well behaved. x